I don’t understand why the put pitbulls in every song. They don’t even speak English. They just bark and growl.
if you’re ever sad just remember that the guy who does the voice of mickey mouse and the girl who voices minnie got married in real life
resume: sometimes i can draw straight lines without a ruler
Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it
Apparently you can’t be famous, rich and black without being in illuminati
WE CAN FIX THIS
WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO
i can see it now.
This is devastating.
Yahoo, you’re making Oprah cry.